Apologies for the radio silence, folks. I'm not dead. I know some of you are in a constant state of fear of that, but don't worry. I'm perfectly healthy. Aside from all this blood I've been coughing up and my life constantly flashing before my eyes. But that's nothing to be concerned about, I'm sure.
Anyway, the point is, I'll have an influx of new pages for you starting Sunday, and then we'll return to our regularly scheduled programming. I'll probably also delete this page afterwards, so don't put anything too valuable in the comments section. Or do. I don't care. Don't tell me how to live your life.